Grab a seat pardner, the fire's all warmed up and ready to toast some marshmallows! So how ya doin, laddies?

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In one month, October 18th, I'll be turning 21. I can get booze legally, but I'm more excited about the increased opportunities for firearm acquisition! Looking back, 20 was a pretty good year of my life besides the occasional bullshit I had to deal with (because girls are bad and should feel bad).

I'll be spending most of my 21st year in the military, which can be said for the next several years of my life if I successfully pass bootcamp and stick to the program. Joy.

Also this fucking guy is my birthday buddy. Back the fuck up posers and make way because he's murderous n shit.

Here, have some ponies. Science says they promote happy chemicals in your brain.

Feels like I'm drifting away from NG. Hardly anything appeals to me now aside from the pony thread and the fact that NG's literally been there for half my life. The fact that a lot of NG'ers here are fuckwits doesn't help either - not all of em though. I don't even care about the commitments that I have - and that's pretty depressing to see how far I've fallen. My mind's been too preoccupied with what I'm going to make of my life to spare much attention to anything else.

Seriously considering breaking off from it to an extent. I don't think I'll truly leave NG behind though, so long as it exists.

And I always have to remember, haters gonna hate.

I am okay with this.

Sometimes people can be real pieces of shit. Yet even as the pieces of shit they are, I still want to believe in the best in them. Call me a fool if you must, perhaps I am.

Also here's Applejack (again), thanks to one very special Squid.

I'm very bored.

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[My Derpy Minecraft shirt]

now gtfo.

Why, Ryan?... Why?

Also if you play killing floor and want to engage in the wholesale slaughter zombie specimen freaks with me, hit me up. Steam name's Spackle_Box. I'm an accomplished sharpshooter... when my internet holds up :p

Eeyup, finally got my shirt in the mail, which is great since I accidentally put my billing zipcode instead of the zipcode where I actually am right now. She must've delivered it :3

Derpy, muffins, and Minecraft, it's almost too much to take in at once amirite?

And yes, I've been in public with this shirt a few times, even went to a party! I know the mane's a bit off and looks like Dashie's, but I'll just assume that she's a filly here since you can't really see a cutie mark either.

The muffins may be chocolate chip. I think they're chocolate. Yeah, pretty sure they're chocolate. But the card that came with the packaging told me "Do not eat." Awww.
If you're curious as to where I picked this up, I got it from RedBubble. While it wasn't cheap, their customer service was superb! I recommend checking them out for unique (insertponyhere) shirts/hoodies/stickers, or whatever!

Like what you see?

Rawr :3
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Derp.

Rooster and his great ideas, where would NG be with out him? Instead of creating a whole new news post, I decided to modify this one accordingly. Like a boss.

Well, my fellow colts, it's exactly as it says on the tin; which pony from MLP:FiM is your personal favorite? You can also pick those outside of the Mane 6 if that tickles your fancy - I'm no racist bastard. Well... somewhat.

As for me, my favorite is Applejack. What a pony... hard working, athletic, confident, level-headed, sure as hell doesn't care for fitting the mold of your typical princess-y foofy pony, and honest too - but not overly blunt like an asshole. Plus her Southern accent is fucking awesome. Not to mention that a lot of her antics are just fun to watch.

Rainbow Dash is a close second. C'mon, who doesn't like the outgoing tomboy? It's just that she can be so arrogant at times, and I don't dig a whole lot of bragging. Though to be fair, her epicness does warrant some of that. Dash is a pretty cool pony. Period.

Come! I'd love to hear what fellow fans thoughts are!

Peace and love be with you all~
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UPDATE: Just got my Brony patches today! CELEBRATION IS AT HOOF! :D

Want your own patches? Go HERE!

(pic of the same envelope I received, except from someone else's order)
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UPDATE #2: FINALLY got the velcro on the patches, so here are the pics of my brony tac vest :3
(pardon the excessive brightness of the first pic, the other two are more visible)

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EDITED, BECAUSE TIMES CHANGE:
My recent string of posts between 1/9/05 (or 9/1/05 for you britfags) and now suggests that I am a complete fucking loser faggot.
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Have a nice day, may peace and love follow you wherever you go!

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Here, have an adaptation of the chase scene from Take On Me that I found on counterstrike.

I'm redoing my NG life story because the previous version was ass.

Just so we're straight on this, I'm not a Tailsfag anymore. In fact, I don't even mind if you call me out on it because I honestly couldn't give less of a shit. I keep this username to remind myself of what I was like when I was younger and due to the fact that it's what everyone back at the C&C section have come to know me as. Yeah, call me a sentimentalist, you're still a faggot. Now that that's out of the way, let's get on with the story.

When I was around maybe 8 or 9, my cousin introduced me to Newgrounds by showing me some video game parodies, mostly sprite movies. At the time, I thought this was the shit, because NG really had it all: immature jokes, mature jokes, violence, sexual references that I didn't get, and so much other mind numbing shit that I don' care to remember. Seriously, Mario pilot a jet and shooting at Sonic who retaliates by flipping him off? Brilliant. Anyways, that's how my NG life started, I remember how I'd spend time at a friend's house and just watch flash movies, mostly parodies like Harry Potter/DBZ, Pokemon, Powerpuff Girls, DBZ, and 9/11. Although there were some original materials that I also enjoyed like Pico's School and Eskimo Bob - yeah, remember that shit? Good times.

Side note: fucking bugs flying on my arms and legs... fucking itching... fucking summer... fucking heat... fucking sticky ballsack... fucking EVERYTHING.

Anyways, I continued to frequent the site as a visitor until I finally decided to show my support for NG (happy now, pox?) by creating my own account under the alias you see before you. Back then I was a tremendous Tailsfag because I thought he was the most kawaii thing evar and I was a borderline furry as well. Also, I was extremely easy to troll - merely insulting a sonic character, much less myself, would result in massive butthurt from yours truly. That was all just a phase though... it eventually passed, thank heavens.

This part deserves its own paragraph because fagit. Later that year, I stumbled upon the NGPD which was still in the midst of its inception. I hopped on aboard, seeing as I had the credentials, and became a regular in that crew. As the years passed, I grew a pair and chilled the fuck out, and now I fuck the internet daily. Yes, I do enjoy my AIDS thankyouverymuch. I pretty much grew up on Newgrounds, I wouldn't be the person I am today without this cock-infested pocket of the internet.

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You're still here? Piss off you wanker.

Here, have a gay fuel vending machine that I found on counterstrike.

P.S. Go fuck yourself

Love,
Tails

Well Cobra wanted some pics of the fireworks that my friends and I procured. I pray that the authoritahs don't track me down with their magic computer programs. Yup, these were just a few of the $320's worth of fireworks that were lit up. I tell ya, those lil bastards were fairly loud, probably the loudest in the area, save for the neighborhood sponsored firework show with all their proper explosive shit.

Our little show wasn't bad for first time amateurs though. Also, we burned all the "evidence" afterward, which turned out to be a bad idea for my friend's lawn lol. In other words, we finished off a show with a literal fire work when the little pyro of our party got a wee bit indulgent with the lighter fluid.

Well... I just realized that I can only put one pic here.

I'm too lazy to put all of em up on imageshack or some other image hosting site so I guess you'll have to settle for one delicious shot. Here ya go faggots. Here's to a kick ass 4th of July to yall who call yourselves Americans.

[EDIT: and to those who just like to blow shit up]

Kinda looks like a horse, maybe a Pegasus :O