I'm redoing my NG life story because the previous version was ass.

Just so we're straight on this, I'm not a Tailsfag anymore. In fact, I don't even mind if you call me out on it because I honestly couldn't give less of a shit. I keep this username to remind myself of what I was like when I was younger and due to the fact that it's what everyone back at the C&C section have come to know me as. Yeah, call me a sentimentalist, you're still a faggot. Now that that's out of the way, let's get on with the story.

When I was around maybe 8 or 9, my cousin introduced me to Newgrounds by showing me some video game parodies, mostly sprite movies. At the time, I thought this was the shit, because NG really had it all: immature jokes, mature jokes, violence, sexual references that I didn't get, and so much other mind numbing shit that I don' care to remember. Seriously, Mario pilot a jet and shooting at Sonic who retaliates by flipping him off? Brilliant. Anyways, that's how my NG life started, I remember how I'd spend time at a friend's house and just watch flash movies, mostly parodies like Harry Potter/DBZ, Pokemon, Powerpuff Girls, DBZ, and 9/11. Although there were some original materials that I also enjoyed like Pico's School and Eskimo Bob - yeah, remember that shit? Good times.

Side note: fucking bugs flying on my arms and legs... fucking itching... fucking summer... fucking heat... fucking sticky ballsack... fucking EVERYTHING.

Anyways, I continued to frequent the site as a visitor until I finally decided to show my support for NG (happy now, pox?) by creating my own account under the alias you see before you. Back then I was a tremendous Tailsfag because I thought he was the most kawaii thing evar and I was a borderline furry as well. Also, I was extremely easy to troll - merely insulting a sonic character, much less myself, would result in massive butthurt from yours truly. That was all just a phase though... it eventually passed, thank heavens.

This part deserves its own paragraph because fagit. Later that year, I stumbled upon the NGPD which was still in the midst of its inception. I hopped on aboard, seeing as I had the credentials, and became a regular in that crew. As the years passed, I grew a pair and chilled the fuck out, and now I fuck the internet daily. Yes, I do enjoy my AIDS thankyouverymuch. I pretty much grew up on Newgrounds, I wouldn't be the person I am today without this cock-infested pocket of the internet.

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You're still here? Piss off you wanker.

Here, have a gay fuel vending machine that I found on counterstrike.

P.S. Go fuck yourself

Love,
Tails