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Birthday's coming up...

Posted by TailsPrower - September 18th, 2012

In one month, October 18th, I'll be turning 21. I can get booze legally, but I'm more excited about the increased opportunities for firearm acquisition! Looking back, 20 was a pretty good year of my life besides the occasional bullshit I had to deal with (because girls are bad and should feel bad).

I'll be spending most of my 21st year in the military, which can be said for the next several years of my life if I successfully pass bootcamp and stick to the program. Joy.

Also this fucking guy is my birthday buddy. Back the fuck up posers and make way because he's murderous n shit.

Here, have some ponies. Science says they promote happy chemicals in your brain.

Birthday's coming up...

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Decky 2012-09-19 16:55:04

The army you say. I'm guessing we'll be seeing less and less you over the next few years then.

TailsPrower 2012-09-19 16:55:04

Probably. I'll still be around, depending on how much free time I have.

YenMuffin 2012-09-20 00:06:55

I have to wait until February.
I need some happy chemicals. *wink*

fillerfillerfillerfiller

TailsPrower 2012-09-20 00:06:55

I'll be at bootcamp by then, sorry lad. I wish you an early happy birthday ;)

Sheizenhammer 2012-09-21 17:07:33

Do the total of zero people left in the NGPD a favour and tell them you're going when it's time, OK?
Maybe appoint a fictional / joke account as a new commissioner or something too.

And ponies make me want to bash my screen in. Happy chemicals my ass.

TailsPrower 2012-09-21 17:07:33 (Updated 2012-09-21 17:43:29)

You only fail to attain happiness through the miniature equines entitled to you because you reject them.

You want the NGPD? Take it.

*Edited for removal of unnecessary comma.

Ragnarokia 2012-09-24 14:57:48

Trixie wishes for Applejack to enjoy her birthday and drink a lot, Trixie shall be over to help make the night better, but she may need a lot to drink also!

TailsPrower 2012-09-24 14:57:48

l'm about 85% sure I'm gonna puke at some point. I hope it tastes like apples.

Kunera 2012-09-26 22:08:37

Hopefully your 21st is a good one! I've got until March 5th for myself, though.

TailsPrower 2012-09-26 22:08:37

I certainly hope so as well! I probably won't be around to wish you a happy birthday, so here's a super early happy birthday for you :3

>Happy Birthday n stuff, Kunerashy

Kunera 2012-09-27 19:54:38

Quite early, thanks in advance! A little over 5 months in advance :3

Yours is quite closer, but happy birthday in advance, in case I don't get the chance to say so later, as well!

TailsPrower 2012-09-27 19:54:38

Aw shucks, thanks again sugarcube! <3

YenMuffin 2012-09-28 23:13:14

Sounds like you need a hot dicking.

TailsPrower 2012-09-28 23:13:14

I'd only let Twi or Trixie have the honors of doing that. No featherbrain could ever satisfy my body and soul.

YenMuffin 2012-09-29 00:06:37

Nobody will hear your muffled screams.

TailsPrower 2012-09-29 00:06:37

is that a CHALLENGE, sugarcube?

YenMuffin 2012-09-29 00:13:43

Was that a question?

TailsPrower 2012-09-29 00:13:43

shut up and kiss me...

YenMuffin 2012-09-29 16:03:02

I need an adult!

TailsPrower 2012-09-29 16:03:02

I AM AN ADULT.

Rusty 2012-09-30 01:52:45

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! We have the same birthday! I shit you not.

TailsPrower 2012-09-30 01:52:45

AWESOME!!! I gots me a birthday buddy!

*BIG HUG*

Squidbit 2012-10-01 11:33:16

TailsPrower 2012-10-01 11:33:16

You've only presented the convenient truth as opposed to the whole truth. I shall rectify this like I did your rectum.

Shockoach 2012-10-01 11:57:04

how can tyou be so QUEER

TailsPrower 2012-10-01 11:57:04

You haven't seen the contraverse. Squid and I briefly experienced two separate but parallel realities.

I present the other truth: http://puu.sh/1aozd

YenMuffin 2012-10-01 17:39:55

Oh ok....

TailsPrower 2012-10-01 17:39:55

Refer to my anus (response to the comment below).

This has gone on long enough!

Pride 2012-10-02 01:42:15

Congrats! Welcome to the wonderful world of alcohol :D

Now for yer present:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbApgSKNgbw&list=UUwk019qC5SykCSkIpYcmE0A&index=0&feature=plcp">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbApgSKNgbw&amp ;list=UUwk019qC5SykCSkIpYcmE0A&index=0&amp ;feature=plcp</a>

TailsPrower 2012-10-02 01:42:15

I see great potential in this.

My cock agrees.

YenMuffin 2012-10-02 22:45:15

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a6bebcb73c316eca41d4ac2182468a53">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a6bebcb73c 316eca41d4ac2182468a53</a>

TailsPrower 2012-10-02 22:45:15

I summon the Eternal Dragon and wish this never has or ever will happen.

*PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW*

e-lord 2012-10-03 01:19:22

HELLO

TailsPrower 2012-10-03 01:19:22

HOWDY PARDNER! WANNA BUY AN APPLE?

e-lord 2012-10-04 20:02:39

WAIT WHAT

WHEN DID YOU TURN FEMALE

TailsPrower 2012-10-04 20:02:39

dude chill, everything's gonna be alright ;)

Rusty 2012-10-05 14:29:27

Soooo...you're a transsexual now?

TailsPrower 2012-10-05 14:29:27

shhh..... I settled for the best of both worlds.

Rusty 2012-10-05 18:26:38

Also, I gave a shout out to you on my userpage. Well, really I just announced my upcoming 20th birthday and added a sidenote that it's your birthday on the exact same day.

Think man, you was born an EXACT year before me.

TailsPrower 2012-10-05 18:26:38

Haha thanks dude, I'll be sure to extend the same courtesy. We have a very sexy birthday, you and I, and as gentlemen of such quality we have to live up to it!

HUZZAH!

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