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TailsPrower
HOW ABOUT A KISS, MY BOY?

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Welcome to my lair.

Posted by TailsPrower - August 11th, 2010


I'm redoing my NG life story because the previous version was ass.

Just so we're straight on this, I'm not a Tailsfag anymore. In fact, I don't even mind if you call me out on it because I honestly couldn't give less of a shit. I keep this username to remind myself of what I was like when I was younger and due to the fact that it's what everyone back at the C&C section have come to know me as. Yeah, call me a sentimentalist, you're still a faggot. Now that that's out of the way, let's get on with the story.

When I was around maybe 8 or 9, my cousin introduced me to Newgrounds by showing me some video game parodies, mostly sprite movies. At the time, I thought this was the shit, because NG really had it all: immature jokes, mature jokes, violence, sexual references that I didn't get, and so much other mind numbing shit that I don' care to remember. Seriously, Mario pilot a jet and shooting at Sonic who retaliates by flipping him off? Brilliant. Anyways, that's how my NG life started, I remember how I'd spend time at a friend's house and just watch flash movies, mostly parodies like Harry Potter/DBZ, Pokemon, Powerpuff Girls, DBZ, and 9/11. Although there were some original materials that I also enjoyed like Pico's School and Eskimo Bob - yeah, remember that shit? Good times.

Side note: fucking bugs flying on my arms and legs... fucking itching... fucking summer... fucking heat... fucking sticky ballsack... fucking EVERYTHING.

Anyways, I continued to frequent the site as a visitor until I finally decided to show my support for NG (happy now, pox?) by creating my own account under the alias you see before you. Back then I was a tremendous Tailsfag because I thought he was the most kawaii thing evar and I was a borderline furry as well. Also, I was extremely easy to troll - merely insulting a sonic character, much less myself, would result in massive butthurt from yours truly. That was all just a phase though... it eventually passed, thank heavens.

This part deserves its own paragraph because fagit. Later that year, I stumbled upon the NGPD which was still in the midst of its inception. I hopped on aboard, seeing as I had the credentials, and became a regular in that crew. As the years passed, I grew a pair and chilled the fuck out, and now I fuck the internet daily. Yes, I do enjoy my AIDS thankyouverymuch. I pretty much grew up on Newgrounds, I wouldn't be the person I am today without this cock-infested pocket of the internet.

........

You're still here? Piss off you wanker.

Here, have a gay fuel vending machine that I found on counterstrike.

P.S. Go fuck yourself

Love,
Tails

Welcome to my lair.


Comments

hey tails. imma rape your tailhole now kay?

with a magnet?

No with a huge futa penis.

haha okay :D

fucking magnets! how do they work!?!!

Jesus Christ.

<3 ZE on CS:S

quick, into the barricades! Hurry up or you'll get infected with teh zombie AIDS!!! D:

Ooh, links.

gets em everytime ;)

Nice that you organized a blog post for this.

blog rhymes with log. You callin me a homosexual?

AASDFGHAERGHDFHHSZSDGAHETHTRJMBYJ SYJHDFAASDSDFSFD

C-cock joke?

:O

:O
:O

Your history on Newgrounds is very similar to mine. I loved the video game parodies, and Madness was one thing I couldn't get enough of.
Of course, my time on Newgrounds has been much different.

The NG experience differs variably between any two individuals; thus by extension no two are exactly the same. But for the user that dares to examine, the aforementioned experience is a journey that takes you to new grounds.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549173">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /549173</a> - official flash of the NGPD, for the ten minutes before it gets blammed.

YES :D

Sorry, make that half a minute.

NO D:

I miss yous guys and our late night chats about funny youtube videos, random philosophies, and discussing the fate of teh TRANSGRESSEEERZ! Haha.

88 Miles Prower!

I see what you did there.

u actally PLAY couner-trike???GEEZ counter-strike??? ill give u a tip..counterstrie SUX go play Halo instead...

The two comments above mine our absolutely the worst comments ever.

i concur.

Are*

Tails. Why are you so yellow? :(

if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Your new news post is gone. I take it that means the situation has been rectified?

Good. I'll be having my Lizz back now. :P

Dude.... so much.... SO MUCH.

Be forewarned, you might want to wash Liz for a few hours, maybe a few days, once he's back.

Makes me wanna write my own little bio as a news post. Too bad here we in Land of Fin no literacy, though. ):

what's a book? o_0

Hey Captain Tails I was reading your post and preparing a witty remark, when suddenly I noticed "Disregard I suck Cock" lmao. Did somebody hack your account in the past or something. Or have you just been at the cock ; )

Haha don't worry I wasn't hacked, but the situation behind it is kinda funny. You see, at the time I posted this the Newgrounds Dept. of Defense (NGDD) was down and inactive. So when the NGDD went back online with their "reboot", I went ahead and made that wee little "addition" to my news post along with linking it to their thread. I do tend to say very cockish things from time to time :)

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