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TailsPrower
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Army Life thus far!

Posted by TailsPrower - September 28th, 2013


So I graduated AIT back in early August, completing my training to become a 68W (fancy Army code referring to medics) and not a moment too soon. After our platoon sergeants dismissed us, I literally went up and grabbed my bags, went straight to the nearest available taxi, and hauled ass to the airport to go home for about 2 weeks.

Fast forwarding to now, I'm stationed in Schofield Barracks on the island of O'ahu, Hawaii for 3 years. It's not bad here, gotta say. I'm treated a lot better and most of the sergeants around here are pretty chill. One of the main problems here is that everything's fucking expensive in Hawaii, it's a good thing we get bonus overseas pay to make up for that. The weather's a lot nicer than it was in San Antonio. It tends to spontaneously drizzle/rain a lot here, but the frequency of rainbows appearing kinda makes up for it. I haven't done anything really cool yet like surfing or scuba diving yet, but I've got time for that later.

Idk, go ahead and ask me stuff if you got any questions and whatnot. I just wanted to put up another newspost.

Here, have a super adorable Applejack in a hoodie.
(drawing by High-Roller2108)

Army Life thus far!


Comments

Hawaii eh? That must be pretty cushy, enjoy and make the most of it :)

(Also, fuck yo' Applejack bitch)

Thanks, I've been enjoying it so far and hopefully I'll get some education in on the side while I still have the opportunity.

(Also, I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash)

Why?

Because faget.

hi hi

Howdy pardner! Welcome to my lair <3

wow nice lair so good

thx, the air was imported.

we should be buddies pals friends youknnnowwhatimsaying

...friendzoned already? :(

That's a new academy record. Better blow my brains out right away!

Sure, let's be frenz.

nor is my girlfriend!!!!

pfft. as if girls even internet.

PFFFFT.

but we can threesome if you want.

dibs on anal.

Hur Hur

I suck at strip poker, stahp or I won't have any clothes left to donate to the orphanage.

so are we fuck enemies or what?

There's a fine line between love and hate. Make me feel like a woman again!

It took me ten years.....ten long years.....but I finally completed the NGPD Flash movie sir!

but then I realized it was too beautiful for anyone to see so I set it on fire lol.

It's okay, son..... it's okay. It was for the best. But wait, the NGPD was founded about 8 years ago.

R U TIEM TRAVLUR?

Yes, I went ten years into the past to create the greatest flash ever known to man...

BUT, in doing so I altered the timeline!

My actions created a ripple effect. Through the course of time I accidentally destroyed the NGPD, created a Joe Biden android replica, shut-down the twinkie factory, and I ultimately became the story-board artist for My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.

Now I must return to the past to rectify my actions and tone for my sins. I'll be back January 1st 2014 with a completed version of the NGPD flash, so I swear on the life of ILikeBlammingCrap!

looks like failure's an option then ^_^;;

(jk lulz)

Good Luck in the army...And nice profile you have here and nice ranks ...Also I like you Golden whistle too ^_^

heh, if I was more consistent and dedicated to my levels since creating this account, I'd probably be pretty damn high about now.

Probably one of the bessssssssssst.

I like my Deity whistle too, I got it at a bargain sale.

Dammit I forgot the 're in you're

all is forgiven.

worst poni

no u.

i will murder your baby

not unless I abort it first!

FAG.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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I guess I'll just post the gun thingy.
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

At least it's better than seeing that stupid Bob and Google+ thing all over Youtube.

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/ragequit

FUCKING REPLY TO THIS SHIT FAGGOT

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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Ni99a faggort.