I am actually a quadruple-secret retro Nazi bent on world domination and enforcing racial Darwinism by carving a scorched path of death, destruction, and conquest across the globe with my UBER TANK and generic cartoon bombs. All that in one sentence and I'm fucking crazy enough to push the envelope even further!
There is no escape and there are no alternatives. Submit to my authoritah by breathing air or suffer death by tea cups (or asphyxiation, your choice).
SONIC SEZ: SEIG HEIL LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1
TailsPrower
DEATH PENALTY!