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TailsPrower
HOW ABOUT A KISS, MY BOY?

Age 33, Male

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NOT HUHWAYIE!!

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Uh... none of the above?

Invalid selection. Please try again.

You.

Aww shucks, sugarcube <3

i'd have to agree with sobo, you lookin gorgeous today good lookin

*le bloosh*

Aww c'mon now, y'all say that to all the mares.

How about all three of them at the same time?

One, man. You can only fuck one.

Let's see...

Rarity < Applejack < Rainbow Dash

So Rarity can go literally fuck herself, and Applejack can go "apple" her "jacks".

I choose Rainbow Dash.

Unicorn magic does seem to facilitate that.

Dashie's a popular choice. Everyone wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash definitely. For Rarity and Applejack, I would make arrangements to fuck them, but stand them up and fuck Dashy instead.

You are evil horse. I will now banish you to the shadow real by defeating you in a children's card game.

wooow you play card games? lol yu gi oh faggot verguhn huehuehue

Silence you fool! How dare you mock the greatest duelist >:'(

pony butts <3

At least we can agree on SOMETHING.

What happens if I don't pick?

Then you LOSE, sir!

why must u hurt feelings, TOOLprowers

Ooohoohohoho, shots fired lad.

i gotta tell you, man. i did not pick that rainbow dash picture ut of haste. the nervous look on her face + butt.

ohohohohoh

Haste makes waste.

Whats Up With You In Pony Butts? *Laughs*

*Chuckles*

I Don't Know Man But They're Super Fun!

If I was in a situation where I had to fuck one of these things or else my family would die, I might just let my family die. Unless I was feeling particularly generous that day, in which case I'd probably pick the bottom bitch I guess

I see you prefer the marshmallow butthole.

WHAT A FAG LOL

What happens if I lose?

Fuck a horse right now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMC4J8wqOw

Humph. I don't want to die... but I'm not sexually interested in putting my dick in a cartoon horse. Is there a time limit to this choice?

10 seconds upon reading this.

It's a tough call between Rarity and Applejack.

Not really, Applehorse is clearly the better lay.

Don't tell anyone I posted here.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHO JUST POSTED ON MY NEWS PAGE!

How about I fuck you up instead?

O bby you know what I want <3

SHHHHH dude shut up!

DAMN GURL UR BUTT IS SO FAHHHNNNN

Applejack then. Damn you.

A fine selection, probably the best you could've made <3

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