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TailsPrower
HOW ABOUT A KISS, MY BOY?

Age 33, Male

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NOT HUHWAYIE!!

Joined on 1/9/05

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My name is Peter. I am 13 years old. I go to school by bus and return home on foot. I love apples and oranges.

:U

it's like we were meant to be soul mates. I'm almost twice that age!

Welcome back. Looks like you didn't get bored to death. You saving some money up? The Army doesn't charge for utilities do they? A couple of years ago an Army buddy said they were floating that idea as a cost saving message, and the enlisted guys flipped their shit.

I doubt that's gonna happen anytime soon. And yes, I'm being financially responsible.

Good, I'm a big ol' worry wart. I don't suppose they'll cut you some slack at your unit and let you guys out at like 2pm when Monday rolls around, eh? :3

They don't cut medics any slack at my unit. We're just tools to make our leaders' resumes look good.

Hello there stranger

Howdy, long time no see! How are the kids?

er... you do have kids, right?

My kids died in the great war, defending their country from the dark ones

they're Iraqis, no need to resort to derogatory terms man.

Iraqis? Nah sir, I'm talking about Cthulhu's minions!

Oh, well to hell with those cocksuckers! I eat their squid faces for breakfast.

Careful, it's so good it's maddening!

MAD SQUID DISEASE IS NOW CANON D:

HomocidalFrog says he's mean to you on Steam. Do I need to put on some grown up pants and step in?

That won't be necessary, luv. I wear the pants in that relationship <3

EDIT: and the belt buckle.

Tails! Been a while. How are you?

Yeah no kidding, glad to see you're not dead yet. I'm getting through day by day over here. What brings you back to this neck of the woods?

where did you and Monster-64 get those profile pictures

derpibooru, I'll pm you the link so you get more notifications :D

Actually, your name was mentioned in a thread in General, but I came back to NG to post some audio I'd been working on. I may not make a career out of it, but it's a hobby of mine. Anyone else from the old PD still around?

supergandhi versus tails!

My money is on Tails because of his badass pony back kick. Makes Zebraman look like a piker.

As long as I breathe, supergandhi's butt will never know hunger.

Put the hoofs to him. HEAVY STYLE.

HEAVY METAL STYLE! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS METAL?

HORSE SHOES.

Why do you say it's unfortunate that you're alive?

because that's just how my sense of humor is, lad.

supergandhi banned me from his blog while i was standing up for you. :c

Stand strong, bro. Not everyone tolerates our kind.

Did he ban yo, fellow fag? <3

Not yet, I guess you're the bigger fag for the time being :)

UM. NO, YOU SEE, we were all made equal fags by the God almighty himself.

Btw, my NippleManofMilk post created a shitstorm. Fuck my life.

you're telling me you weren't expecting that?

TTAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3

SSHHHEEEEEEIIIITTTTT well look who it is! A creeper
blast from the past!

Congrats on 60 fans, TailCock.

Ima git yew, monstervag.

BRING GHANDI BACK

I can't bring the dead back to life.

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