What do my balls taste like?
HOW ABOUT A KISS, MY BOY?
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They taste like unrealized potential and alcohol.
But I've never drank alcohol in my life. I've told you this. D:
Bullshit.
I'm being serious. I have a phobia of alcohol consumption.
So you wouldn't have a glass of wine with Rarity?
I think in extreme situations when I really need to I'll bypass the fear. That would be one of those situations.
My man! Now suk my dik.
I might sneak water in it though to lessen the effects. Or try to drink as little as possible and pretend to drink just to be socialable. Now, usually I refuse alcohol when offered even though I'm being an awkward, anti-social prick by doing so and I just explain that I never ever ever drink but Rarity is worth drinking brain poison, I suppose.
Water down the drink? What are you, gay?
lol jk. I would totally get wasted to shitsville trying to drink Applejack under the table.
But alcohol is brain poison/devil juice. D:
HAHAHA
But alcohol is brain poison/devil juice. D:
LOOOOOL
Delete this and one of those. ;p
no ;)
Dresses > Apples
Zebra hush.
Apples < Gems
Apples > Marshmallows
Aight, that's bullshit and you know it.
you caint smoke de marijuaners from a fukkin marshmaller. IT CANT TAKE THE HEAT.
My name is cast and I'm starving to death. Please help me.
ima put mah dik in ur mouth kthxbai
Applejack is best inbred slut.
even if that was true, it doesn't change the fact that AJ > Rarity
100% of everyone would agree.
Man, look at this faggot.
what an attentionwhore.
Goddamn HomicidialFrog is a needy bitch.
Also hey.
I wish I shared my birthday with someone cool. :(
Hey sugarcube. So kind of y'all to drop by :3
...I'm not needy :'(
you're a needy lusty bitch.
Tails, wanna meet up? I'll bring lube.
I live in a cardboard box. Bring your own toilet paper.
Seven days..........
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOxO9smlqa0&list=UUQgzky-ljdwt6uBepCO392g&index=1&feature=plcp">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOxO9smlqa0& ;list=UUQgzky-ljdwt6uBepCO392g&index=1& ;feature=plcp</a>
Pinkie's Precarious Plan Popped Poorly.
I hate MLP, but who cares.... I LOVE MARSHMELLOWS.
Marshmallow loves you too!
JBK
Look at all the derps.
TailsPrower
I love the derps <3